Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Stupid Criminal Of The Day

Most criminals break into houses, stores and orphanages. Some really dumb criminals break into poisonous snake enclosures, room sized furnaces and the business end of private shooting galleries. This criminal tops all three of those categories.

Police arrested a man for breaking into a prison, according to the AP.The man broke into the jail so he could sell drugs and tobacco to the prisoners. He also once broke into a Weight Watchers meeting so he could sell pizza topped with ice cream and into a GM stockholders confab so he could sell Nigerian email scams.

So for his crime against society, he will serve 19 years…in prison! That’s like sentencing an inmate who escaped from prison a trip to Disney World.

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