Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Spray & Pay - Stupid Criminal of the Day


All these kids today with their high definition television and their high tech video games and their shoes with the roller skates that pop out and their lightsabers and their tagging. Too bad technology hasn’t found a way to increase their capacity for common sense. Get off my lawn!

A tagger was caught spraying painting a cop car, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. The kid hit up three cars with spray paint WHILE THEY WERE PARKED IN A POLICE DEPARTMENT PARKING LOT. I would pay a year’s salary to see this kid’s standardized test scores.

Police took the kid into custody, which was easy to do since the station was right next to the scene of the #*$&ing crime.

If children like these our future, then I’m going back to working on my time machine.


(article from dumbcriminals.com)

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