and the Stupid Mother-In-Law (to be) Award goes to.....

So picture this.

You're a mother. You have a son is having a baby with a woman, who is his fiance. The fiance is having the baby soon (contractions, like, now!) and you are supposed to be in the delivery room with her. So you call up the hospital and ask for her room....and the person on the other line really wants to help connect you, because not only is the finace going to be your daughter-in-law, but you are going to help her deliver her baby (your grand-child!). So the hospital operator asks you the simplest of questions: what's the fiance's last name..... you're answer? "I don't know."

How on earth do you NOT KNOW the last name of your grandchild's mother, when she is a.) marrying your son, and b.) you're going to help deliver the baby and see all her intimate areas?

Seriously.