We all know one...

In the submarine force I have met many dumb people, but on my last ship, I met possibly the stupidest man alive. I realized this after watching the movie Schindlers list. after the movie, Dave Webb (known as dumb Dave) said, and I quote " wouldn't that suck if that really happened!"

Shortly thereafter my suspicions were confirmed when prior to arriving in Alaska, Dumb Dave asked " Hey, Does anyone know the exchange rate in Alaska." someone replied," Yeah, It's $2.00 to the bear claw." and Dave asked him if he had any and he had any to spare and the other person said sure, no problem. Dave gave him $100.00 and the other person gave him back $50.00. Dave says "Hey these are not bear claws! Meanwhile everybody is in hysterics and Dave asks Why, so we go to let him off the hook and tell him that there is no exchange rate and he says "Really? What is Alaska a state or something? We say yes, not only a state but the largest in the US and he says "NO WAY!, I'm from Texas and I know for a fact that Texas is the largest!

Submitted by the crew of the USS Kamehameha SSN 642

"In The News" Thursday

Good ad!!

It's A Two-Fer! Who the hell calls the police about a kitten with "rectum problems"??

They must have been REALLY drunk...

(articles taken from The Darwin Exeption)

Repetitive

We have ALL had that one job, or in cases, many jobs, that we HATED!!!! I understand. It happens, but when you decide to tell people the same two stories about your last job 15 times a day. Its Repetitive!!!!!!!!! Its also very immature to tell that story to people who KNOW where and who you used to work for. PUT A CORK IN IT WE DONT CARE

and the Stupid Mother-In-Law (to be) Award goes to.....

So picture this.

You're a mother. You have a son is having a baby with a woman, who is his fiance. The fiance is having the baby soon (contractions, like, now!) and you are supposed to be in the delivery room with her. So you call up the hospital and ask for her room....and the person on the other line really wants to help connect you, because not only is the finace going to be your daughter-in-law, but you are going to help her deliver her baby (your grand-child!). So the hospital operator asks you the simplest of questions: what's the fiance's last name..... you're answer? "I don't know."

How on earth do you NOT KNOW the last name of your grandchild's mother, when she is a.) marrying your son, and b.) you're going to help deliver the baby and see all her intimate areas?

Seriously.

Today's Darwin Award Goes To...

Wascally Wabbit-A Modern-Day Bugs Bunny & Elmer Fudd

Snowmobiles and alcohol are a dangerous mix. Then came the rabbit.

After a day spent partying and racing snowmobiles in the wilderness, a group of snowmobilers were headed back to their cabin, when up popped a jackrabbit! They gave chase. Several collisions were narrowly averted, and so all the snowmobiles backed off... except one.

This snowmobiler kept his eye on the quarry and rapidly closed in. The rabbit darted aside to save itself. The snowmobiler closed in again. The rabbit ran toward the road, where there was less snow. Trying to ram his rabbit before it crossed the road, the man accelerated to Mach 1.

But the rabbit had other ideas. It darted into the culvert beneath the road. Witnesses stated that the snowmobiler never even braked. There was a metallic crunch as the accelerating vehicle rammed into the culvert, followed by a blast that shattered the snowmobile into a thousand bits.

This brand of snowmobile had a fuel tank mounted in front. The culvert admitted the tip of the snowmobile, then cut into the cowling, spilling fuel over the hot engine. The body of the snowmobiler was blown twenty feet back into the field.

The rabbit's whereabouts was unknown.

(article from darwinawards.com)

Dum DUM!

It's funny to me when a person aka BOX OF ROCKS complains about dum dums calling in and asking questions.

Stupid Criminals

Oops...

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Here is a quote I recently heard.

" I like to read stories, you know like history"

The Beginning

This blog is dedicated to those people we encounter that make us want to yank our hair out...those that ask the stupid questions ("Is there really sand in the desert?"), the ones that make you wonder how they've managed to make it to this point without serious injury...the ones that you recommend wearing a helmet.

This is also a venting place for those of us who deal with these people in our workplace, in public, and sometimes in our own homes. Please, feel free to share your experiences or just vent. After all, if we can't laugh at them, they'll drive us crazy.

Please try to keep posts & comments as anonymous as possible. We're not here to make others feel bad, just add a few laughs to your day!